On Friday, March 10 1995 from 2:00 p.m. until 5:00 p.m. I read Samuel Beckett's Stories and Texts For Nothing. In doing so, I converted at least one thousand calories of ordered energy, in the form of food, into disordered energy, in the form of heat that i lost to the air around me by convection and sweat. This increased the disorder of the universe oby about 20 million million million units.